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    Pete "Crispy" Crispino, a senior at St. Joseph's Prep, and a member of the school's lacrosse squad, is back on our reporting squad. He was mostly serious last year. Now we're hoping he'll get a little nutty (smile).
    Pete may be reached at crispy990@hotmail.com.

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DEC. 4
CL RED FINAL
O'Hara 14, SJ Prep 13
     You find out life’s a game of inches and so is football. I mean, one half second too slow or too fast and you don’t quite make it, one step too early or too late you don’t quite catch it. The inches we need are everywhere around us. In every minute, every second of the game.  The words of Al Pacino in Any Given Sunday could not a have been any more applicable to this game. When a game is this close, you realize that it is a game of inches and the team that makes the least mistakes wins. On Saturday, it was the Lions of O’Hara winning their first championship since the 2000 team starring now NFL running back Kevin Jones.
     First quarter looked like textbook Prep, stingy defense and opportunistic offense.   On the Prep’s opening drive they threatened the O’Hara defense, especially on a long pass to Steve Quinn who was streaking down the sideline deep in Lion territory; however, the defender tripped and brought Quinn down with him a moment before the ball arrived. No call. Prep punts. Later in the corner Quinn got his revenge, catching a perfectly thrown deep ball from Jim McCormick and rumbling down to the O’Hara five-yard line for a 43-yard gain that set up a John Shaw touchdown run on the ensuing play.   The Prep kicker missed the extra point however, making the score 6-0. 
     For much of the half O’Hara had nothing going on offense, acquiring just two first downs the entire span; however the Lions did get on the board when a mishandled snap on a punt landed in the end zone.  Three or four O’Hara players followed the ball closely and rather than, I don’t know, recover the fumble, they inadvertently kicked the ball out of bounds trying to pick it up. Brilliant. 6-2 Prep.  O’Hara struggled on their ensuing drive going three and out then punting to the Prep 27 yard line. Two plays later John Shaw darted through the gap and sprinted 71yards in 3.7 seconds for the score.  I’m pretty sure Carl Lewis himself couldn’t have caught Shaw he was running so fast.  Now, a questionable call here by coach Gil Brooks to kick the extra point rather than go for two, although it was understandable given the situation.  Regardless, kicker Mike Cavanaugh nailed it. 13-2 Prep. Halftime.
     The Lions hung around the entire third quarter, not allowing the Prep to get anything substantial from its offense. Late in the quarter the Prep got close enough for a field goal attempt, however it narrowly missed keeping the score 13-2 heading into the final quarter. Game of inches.
     O’Hara came alive in the fourth quarter. Lions’ QB Anthony “Michael Vick” Walters rushed for 55 of his 76 yards on an option early in the period then took it in from the two yard line on fourth down to complete your Dodge Drive of the Game. Prior to this game, Walters had run just 14 times all season. This game he nearly doubled that tally. Additionally, this was only the second game all season that Walters was the sole quarterback. Apparently Coach Danny Algeo did have a few cards up his sleeve.  Brooks had a card up his sleeve too; on third down from their own 17-yard line late in the quarter Brooks called a “hook and lateral." Now I may be wrong (although it hasn’t happened yet), but the hook and lateral is more of a desperation play than a let’s-use-up-the-clock-because-we’re-already-winning-late-in the-championship-game play.  Tom Elliott caught the pass and got hit as he attempted to lateral the ball to Shaw. O’Hara captain Mike Marotta recovered at the Prep 21 and earned the Meineke Stop of the Game.  The replay on TV showed that Lutz was down and that the fumble occurred after he was down; however the play stood. Game of inches. You can blame the refs, blame Brooks or just credit O’Hara for not giving up that late in the game and making a big time play.  Two plays later, senior FB Pat Macaulay plunged in for the go-ahead touchdown.  14-13 O’Hara.
     The Prep answered back with a 43-yard pass from Chris Whitney to Tim Lutz to the O’Hara 25. Two plays later Whitney threw a strike to TE Matt Leddy across the middle but Walters came in and delivered a thunderous hit, knocking the ball loose and shaking Leddy up as well as earning the Matt Blat Splat of the Game.  Now, if your kicker already missed an extra point and hasn’t made a field goal past 25 yards all season, just wondering why would you have him attempt a 35 yarder?  Apparently there is good reason but we will never know because O’Hara’s Greg Smith charged right up the middle practically untouched and blocked the kick.  After a couple of run plays the Prep got the ball back on the O’Hara 44 yard line with less than a minute to play and no timeouts remaining. After a run by Whitney and a spike, they went deep to the endzone to an open Tom Elliott but the pass was just barely overthrown.   Game of inches.  On fourth down and a miracle, Whitney’s pass was way short to Quinn across the middle. Game. Set. Match.  14-13
     The name of this game was mistakes.  The Prep made some big ones and O’Hara played relatively mistake free ball.  The Prep relies on making few or no blubbers in big games but two interceptions, a fumble inside their own red zone, a missed extra point, a mishandled punt in their own endzone and two botched field goals did not reflect that. A couple of questionable officiating and coaching calls also added to their misfortunes. Call it karma?  Personally, I think Brooks should have let McCormick play more at quarterback. The less experienced sophomore Whitney started the game and played basically the entire fourth quarter.   He looked more and more nervous as the game progressed, fumbling a snap as well as over and underthrowing passes in the fourth quarter. He’s a great quarterback and is going to be an outstanding player over the next couple years but I think at this point the senior McCormick would have been more effective.  
     The bottom line of this game though was that O’Hara did not give up. Down two touchdowns in the fourth quarter to arguably the best team in the city, it looked like this game was wrapped up.  But the Lions never once looked like a beaten team as they took the momentum and eventually the lead late in the game. 
     Key players of the game- Prep- Brendan “Boonah” Gilroy, Steve Quinn, Andrew Spross, John Shaw, Mike “Best Tight End in the City” Boyle. Key players for O’Hara- Mike Marotta, Brian Giacobetti, Matt Lowry, Anthony Walters, Gil Brooks.
EXTRA POINTS
     This game was absolutely packed. Hundreds of celebrities were in attendance including  Denzel Washington, Julia Roberts, Danny Glover, Jackie Chan, and even Rocky “The Rock” Johnson (just some of the millions…and millions of the Crispy’s Corner fans). Both teams had tons of fans in their student sections although the “O’Hara” student section was more a conglomeration (that means an assortment for all you O’Hara fans and a group to all the Carroll students) of “fans” from LaSalle, Roman, Carroll and other kids who didn’t get into the Prep…Kudos to the Prep fans for being just as rowdy when their team was losing as when their team was winning. I know I’m biased but there is not a team in the Catholic League whose fans are equally loud when both winning and losing besides the Prep. Don’t believe me? Go to the basketball games this season…Just wondering, why do people from the opposing school think it’s cool to walk by the Prep student section and taunt them? I guess you have to be the man to walk by opposing fans and provoke them when you know the dean is standing right there and they can’t do anything…The O’Hara fans preemptively stormed the field with 16 seconds left in the game, earning a 15 yard unsportsmanlike conduct penalty, but I guess when you win that few championships it’s easy to mess up the celebrations (just kidding O’Hara you know I love you)…O’Hara DB Brian Giacobetti intercepted two passes this game, doubling his season total. As Dickie V would say he’s a P-T-P-er baby…the highlight of this game for Prep fans was without a doubt the pregame tailgate party in the ‘Nova parking lot…The stadium PA announcer sounded exactly like Howard Eskin…Past and present Eagle’s punt returnees Reno Mahe and (That’s my) Vai Sikahema were present on the Prep sideline for the game…Special thanks to the Wood fans who enjoy sending me detailed “fan mail” about how they own the Prep after winning two championships already this season. We’re so proud of you, guys, that we decided to send you all flashlights for Christmas because, hey we know how dark it can get living in the Prep’s shadow (smile)…But I can’t say enough how much O’Hara deserved this game and how well they played. Congrats to O’Hara and Wood and we’ll be looking forward to the rematch next year. Time's Yours.

NOV. 6
CATHOLIC RED
SJ PREP 31, JUDGE 7
     This game came down to the last minute…of the first quarter. It was like watching John “Uncle Jesse” Stamos take on Bob “Danny Tanner” Saget (both diehard fans of Crispy’s Corner) in a wrestling match- it’s just no contest.   It started with Mark “Tony Montana” Giuliani running back a punt 80 yards for a touchdown, later in the quarter RB John “More Points This Season Than the Entire Judge Team” Shaw scored twice on run plays.  The running game worked so well that coach Gil Brooks decided to run every play save two (both completions in the second half) for the remainder of the game.  The rest of the Prep’s scoring came from sophomore K Michael Cavanaugh who booted two field goals including a 26-yarder.
     QB Justin DeCristofaro played well for Judge completing nine of his 17 passes for 121 and no interceptions.  His favorite target was Erik Frazier, who made 7 catches for 68 yards. The Crusaders only score came late in the game on a five-yard run from Justin Lavelle, his first touchdown of the season.  For the year Judge running backs are averaging a meager two yards per carry which could be part of the reason why that is one more than the number of wins the Crusaders currently have. 
EXTRA POINTS
     There may not have been a single Judge student at this game. It’s good to see they haven’t given up on their team. I’m sure the players appreciate the support…During a second quarter punt Giuliani, sr. Jim Bogan laid a fierce block on a Judge special teams player who had been looking in the opposite direction. Poor guy never knew what hit him…fortunately what did hit Bogan, however, was your Matt Blat Splat of the Game…   Shaw finished with three touchdowns bringing his season total up to 17 to go with his over 1400 net yards. Certainly enough to earn him a First Team All-Catholic
nod. Before the teams are announced I’d like to take a look at the battle for Catholic League MVP, which seems to be a two-man race between RB/DB Steve Cook of O’Hara and WR/LB Steve “Throw Me the Damn Ball” Quinn of the Prep. Here’s my take on the two and how they compare.
          Size- Cook stands 5’10 and weighs in at 175 lbs while Quinn is 7’9” and checks in at a lean 367 pounds of pure muscle. Advantage Quinn
          Speed- Steve Quinn can run the 40 yard dash in four one…not 4.1, .41 seconds.  Cook cannot. Advantage Quinn
          Agility
- Cook is known for his shiftiness and ability to dodge oncoming linebackers without being touched; however Quinn actually invented the juke and dodges oncoming “bullet trains” in Japan during the off season just to stay in shape.   Advantage Quinn

          Numbers- Cook is averaging over five yards per carry while rushing for just under 1000 yards and 15 touchdowns.  Quinn has caught 217 passes this season for 10,000 yards and 74 touchdowns.  Advantage Quinn
          Defense-
Cook, an excellent DB, has shut down numerous opposing receivers and helps anchor a talented O’Hara defense that is giving up just 11 points per game.  Quinn has registered 617 tackles and 43 sacks through ten games at linebacker for the Hawks.  Instead of practicing on immobile and defenseless tackling dummies, Quinn tries to simulate opposing teams’ speedy running backs by chasing down and tackling fully-grown cheetahs and bench-pressing 747s. Advantage Quinn
         Intangibles
-  Quinn has dated Paris Hilton, Britney Spears and BOTH Olsen Twins…at the same time. But had to break things off because he “doesn’t have time for broads during football season.” Recently a spokesman for Marvel Comics conceded that Captain America’s character was based on Steve Quinn. Steve Quinn is featured on the cover of Madden 2006.  Quinn invented ESPN, Daylight Savings Time and the printing press.  Cook did none of these.  Advantage Quinn
     So you can clearly see that Steve Quinn has the distinct advantage here. We will likely get to see the two phenoms clash in the upcoming playoffs. For further analysis regarding each team’s chances on winning it all I give you the…
        2004 Crispy’s Corner Playoff Preview 
    Bonner vs. Roman- It looks as if Bonner Football will miss out on a championship for the 42nd time in an impressive 43 year streak.  However the Friars are hoping standout QB Marc Verica will lead them to an upset over the Cahillites (don’t get me started).  However the dominant Roman offense that is averaging over 20 points per game will prove too much for the Friars.  31-16 Roman
     La Salle vs. Ryan- Ryan is the favorite in this battle between the two worst offenses in the Catholic League.  Both teams gave the Prep hard times this season via their stingy defenses and should match up well against each other. La Salle pulls the upset in an offensive travesty.  5-3 La Salle. You heard it here first.
     Basically the first round is a battle for who gets to lose to Prep and O’Hara. Roman could pull the upset over the Lions but it’s highly doubtful. Assuming the O’Hara wins and meets the Hawks in the championship, the game is going to be one of the most highly anticipated sporting events of the year.  Many people are once again claiming that O’Hara will come back and beat the Prep in the championship after losing during the regular season like in 2000.  In a word- no. This blatantly is not going to happen. Steve Cook is not the second coming of Kevin Jones. Jones averaged nine yards per carry and over 14 points per game during the 2000 season. When the two teams met earlier this season, defense dominated the game. No offensive player is going to be able to take over the way Jones did. Since that game the Prep has improved and O’Hara has stayed the same, if not gotten worse. They were nearly knocked off by Roman, a team the Prep annihilated by 38 points.  This game is not going to be nearly as close as last time. 
25-12 Prep.  Time's Yours.

OCT. 30
NON-LEAGUE
SJ Prep 28, Wood 13
   The main factor in the game was definitely the field.  The suface was
extremely muddy and guys were slipping everywhere.  The running games of
both teams were ineffective mostly because neither line could get any push
on the other in the mud.
     The conditions were the cause of multiple fumbles and dropped passes
for both teams. The biggest impact was early in the first quarter when the
ball slipped out of Prep punter Andrew Cabrey’s hands and was then recovered
by a Wood player at the Prep’s 11 yard line.  On the next play, Wood scored
on a pass to the corner of the end zone caught by Chris Lorditch.
     The Hawks went three and out on their next drive however a muffed punt
gave them the ball back at midfield.  Steve “Irving Fryar” Quinn caught a
bomb at the Wood 10. However the Prep was forced to settle for a chip shot
field goal by Mike Cavanaugh.
     Later in the first half, the Hawks had 4th and 6 on the Wood 40 yard
line. Quinn made a brilliant juggling catch across the middle before
sprinting the 40 yards in 2.8 seconds for a touchdown.   In the second half,
after a Vikings fumble on their own 23 yard line, Tim Lutz caught a 10 yard
out then sprinted up field for a touchdown.
     QB Chris Hanson passed for 142 yards and two touchdowns while the
Vikings also got strong defensive play from linebacker and captain Bill
Gross.   Sr. DB John McFadden made several strong plays for the secondary.
The top ineligible player in the league (smile), Matt Little, received the majority
of the carries for the Vikings although he amassed just 6 rushing yards.
     The Prep quarterbacks carried the offense earning a 92.4 QB rating via
a combined 207 yards, two touchdowns and no interceptions.  The defense as a
whole played extremely well holding the Wood running game to just two yards
per carry.  David “Strong Like Cement” Clement picked off two passes for the
secondary.
Extra Points
     This was the Wood homecoming game. And the homecoming game is a great
tradition at every school, that is unless one team happens to back out of
the homecoming/Thanksgiving game because they don’t want to play three times
in a season. Not gonna name any names but it rhymes with RaSalle…Based on
Wood’s close proximity to the boondocks, I’d be willing to wager that more
than one of the homecoming after-parties featured cow tipping…Once again a
huge student section for the other team was noticeably quiet. At one point
they did manage an “Overrated” chant. This chant generally works better when
it isn’t the first quarter of a game that you are obviously going to lose.
Nice try though guys…The 6’4” 343lb Wood lineman John Hanlon bore a
frighteningly close resemblance to star lineman Louie Lastik of “Remember
the Titans” also known as Frankie from “Boy Meets World”…Prep special teamer
Bradley Wright’s Jeremiah Trotter-like hit on a Wood punt returner earned
him the Matt Blat Splat of the Game...Special Crispy’s Corner Shout Out to
the underrated Prep offensive line consisting of Jim “Big Red” McKenzie,
James “Cake Eater” Dunn, Scott “#1 Fantasy Long-snapper” Howley, Brendan
“Boonah” Gilroy and Dan “The Savvy Veteran” Voss…The Vegas line on next
week’s Prep game verse the 1-8 Father Judge- an act of God.  Here are your
Dodge Keys to the Game for the Prep.
                1) The Hawks must show up to the game on time
                2) The team should preferably play with their eyes open
                3) They should generally try to score more times than the other team
     Just kidding all you Father Judg-kins…ok not really. Time's yours.

OCT. 24
CATHOLIC RED
SJ Prep 12, O'Hara 7
     Keep runnin' runnin', and runnin', and runnin’… These lyrics to “Let’s Get it Started” played by the O’Hara band are apparently the words by which Lions coach Danny Algeo lives.  If he were allowed to have eleven running backs on the field at once he probably would.  This strategy worked better than any O’Haranian (correct term for an O’Hara fan) could have hoped for on their opening drive as they ran it six straight times for 69 yards and a TD.
     After their outstanding first drive, the O’Hara defense opened with an interception by captain Mike Marotta that was returned to the Prep’s 35…until an ensuing taunting penalty brought it back to midfield. The O’Hara players were so pumped after the play you would have thought they had all just received full scholarships to the Prep  (obviously the dream of every O’Hara student).
     Later in the quarter, Steve Quinn, Medicine Woman, intercepted a big third down pass which led to a 31-yard TD strike by Jim “Ice Water in his Veins” McCormick.  This was McCormick’s very first pass of what would be a standout day for him.  The defenses ruled the rest of the game for both teams. Sr. LB Andrew Spross, who tallied 12 tackles, led the Prep D. Spross stepped up huge for the Prep linebackers who have been riddled with injuries to both Jim Bogan (leg) and his replacement Josh Howley (back, most likely out for the year).  Jr. DB Ryan Malarick made a clutch interception in the end zone on a tipped pass in the second half. Charlie Noonan led the D-line with 11 stops, a sack and a fumble recovery.
     Late in the third quarter, after O’Hara punter Pat Quinn pinned the Prep on their own three-yard line, the Hawks racked up a sensational 11 play, 97-yard drive capped off by a sky high three-yard lob pass to Mike Boyle in the corner of the end zone.  McCormick, who had just one TD pass in Catholic League play entering the game, earned a 139.5 QB rating via two touchdowns and only two incompletions. 
     The game then came down to O’Hara’s final drive. 44 yards to go. Less than three minutes to do it.  The Lions got down to the 32 before Boyle forced a huge intentional grounding call, pushing the Lions back to miracle distance.  Fourth down and Bethesda. A little over a minute left. Noonan broke through the line immediately and crushed QB John Ward, forcing a fumble but more importantly earning your Mat Blat Splat of the Game. 
     Both punters were as busy as George Bush’s (huge fan of Crispy’s Corner) spellchecker this game. Both Quinn for O’Hara and Andrew Cabrey for the Prep played extremely well. Cabrey also stood out at linebacker, especially considering he was filling in for the two injured players. 
     O’Hara RB Steve Cook rushed for 114 yards in an admirable effort.   Brian Giacobetti also picked off a pass for the Lions.  The O’Hara line, led by Virginia-bound Matt Lowry, is absolutely huge. They played very well for much of the game but conditioning was a factor as they allowed a much more effective pass rush late in the game.
EXTRA POINTS:

   The fan turnout for this game was incredible, although the O’Hara student section was lackluster at best.  As for the Prep students, this was probably the loudest I’ve ever heard them. Said one Prep lineman, the students were so loud “to the point of me not being able to hear the snap count”…Stat of the game: the Lions’ quarterbacks completed more passes to Prep players than to their own teammates…All the talk of “It’s good for O’Hara to get this loss out of the way before the teams meet again in the playoffs” (obviously this theory was developed by an O’Hara fan) might be the dumbest justification of a loss I’ve ever heard. I’m sure the players went into the game saying, “Well we’re gonna lose to the Prep at least once this season so we might as well lose this game before thousands of fans, it’ll actually help us”…Special Crispy’s Corner Shout Out to the girls who wore “Go O’Hara beat Prep” and “Prep Sucks” shirts at the PREP mixer. It’s nice to know that even girls who hate your school and its students will still pay money to get with said students.  Money, I should add, that funds the very same football team that they hate- nice work girls, I’m sure the guys at your school appreciate you paying money to not be with them…The O’Hara band played some nice little numbers including “Carry on my Wayward Son”, “Gonna Fly Now”, and even “Simple” by Phish; however their blueberry-like uniforms, apparently modeled after Willy Wonka’s Veronica Salt, compounded by an unimpressive flag waving display at halftime damaged their respectability…After the game the O’Hara players were so bitter you would have thought the shaved head/grimace combo, OHaraFB04.htm, went out of style…I apologize to any fans I might have offended in my last article…Just kidding; no I don’t… Special thanks to all you Cahillites who provided me with some lovely “fan mail” after my previous column. You guys are so cool… Next week the Prep takes on Wood at P.W…Prediction Time- 34-12, Prep…Time's yours.

OCT. 17
CATHOLIC RED
SJ Prep 38, Roman
   “We are the Nation of Domination”. These unforgettable words proclaimed by
former WWF stars Farooq, D-Lo Brown and Rocky Maivia embodied the Prep’s
performance in this game.  What looked like a possible upset special or at
least a tough adversary in Roman turned into a defensive seminar as the Prep
held the Cahillites (worst nickname ever) to a mere 1.6 yards per carry. 
But it wasn’t all Prep…ok yes it was.
    Total Yardage: Prep- 401 Roman- 71. John “The Human Highlight Reel”
Shaw amassed over half of those yards (214) while reaching the end zone
three times.   Chris “He’s a Sophomore” Whitney threw for 111 yards and a
touchdown, earning a QB rating of 145.8 which is exactly 144.1 points higher
than Roman QB Tim Hoban.  Hoban obviously had a rough night, completing one
pass for three yards but was, however, his team’s leading receiver as he
caught a 23-yard pass from WR Cory Jackson on a throw that was so high the
Prep DBs let it fall because they thought it was a punt.   Generally you know
you have issues when your quarterback is your leading receiver and your
“wide receiver” has more than twice as many passing yards as receiving yards
in a season.  For Roman, Evin Jones did everything he could at running back
and Hoban was resilient to say the least as he continued to run the offense
with authority even when it was sputtering.
Extra Points
   I’m sure you have noticed my absence the past few weeks. I’m sorry I
just couldn’t miss reruns of The Simple Life with Paris Hilton and Nicole
Ritchie (two huge fans of Crispy’s Corner)…This game was packed with fans
for both teams despite a one-hour delay due to lightning. The Roman student
section was larger than any other non-Prep fan section this year…Stale Chant
of the Night: “Prep is Gay…Prep is Gay” by the aforementioned student
section. Oh those savvy Cahillites just radiate creativity…By the way in
case you were wondering what a Cahillite is, I did some research and it
turns out Cahillite is Latin for “Kid who didn’t get into the Prep”…To give
you a summary of the past two Prep games. The Hawks had to grind out a win
against LaSalle and did not pull away until late in the game. Generally a
rather boring contest, the high point was probably Prep seniors Pat Henigan
and Mike Kuklinski getting kicked out for moving a bee infested trash can
from the Prep side to the LaSalle side (like I said, a boring game).  Next
week the Prep took on Archbishop Ryan who, to be honest, I didn’t even know
had a football team. Based on the number of fans at the game I’m not sure
they’re aware either.  This game was tight until midway through the third
quarter when the Prep finally opened it up.  The highlight of this game was
definitely Prep LB Andrew Spross’s bone-crushing hit on a Ryan receiver as
he went across the middle, the ball popped loose and went right into Steve
Quinn’s arms for an interception. Not sure whether or not the receiver
survived the vicious hit but it was definitely your Mat Blat Splat of the
Game…Next week the Prep takes O’Hara in the Game of the Week. Here are the
Dodge Keys to the Game:
           1) The Prep has to come out strong, they must score first to take
the home fans out of the game.
           2) Do everything possible to shut down the Lions’ rushing game
that is averaging  over 250 yards per game (wow) compared to a passing game
that averages less than 50.
           3) They can’t depend solely on the running of John Shaw, they
need to use an effective passing game (Chris Whitney) to keep the O’Hara
defense honest.
           4) Finally, stay away from #76 for O’Hara, I have no idea who
this is but based on his picture on the team pages, he might be the most
bad-ass guy I’ve ever seen.
     So without further ado, my prediction for the game -- Prep 24, O’Hara 17.
Time's Yours.

SEPT. 25
CATHOLIC RED
SJ Prep 31, Bonner 7
   And so it begins.  The Prep’s regular season started off with a bang as they routed rival Monsignor Bonner in front of a plethora of fired up fans for both teams.  Sophomore Chris “The Future” Whitney erupted for an outstanding performance of 188 yds and 3 TDs, including a 20 yard strike to TE Matt Leddy and a 46 yarder to Jr. Tim Lutz in the first quarter.  Speaking of 46, # 46 for the Prep- Steve “Man Among Boys” Quinn, caught 4 passes for 122 yards including an 83 yard touchdown. 
          Quinn also led a dominating defensive operation as the Hawks resembled the Prep of old. Other than one 83 yard jaunt for a TD by Bonner RB Carl Graham, the Prep D held the Friars to a meager 35 yards on 26 carries (1.3 ypc).   Andy Shalbrack grabbed his second interception in as many games while a suddenly effective pass rush prevented the Friars from doing much harm through the air. 
          Bonner came out strong and stuck with the Prep for most of the first half.  Their opening drive reached the Prep’s 45 yard line, mostly by way of a 27 yard pass to FB Matt Boland.  Graham’s TD run came on the first play from scrimmage after the Prep had scored their opening touchdown keeping it frighteningly close for many Prep fans.  However the game slowly slipped out of their grasp as Prep RB John Shaw ran over, around and through their defense on his way to 129 yards and a TD.  
          Shaw’s size (or lack of), shiftiness and surprising strength resemble that of Brian Westbrook (who is a huge fan of Crispy’s Corner).  Like Westbrook, Shaw’s durability will be questioned this season as he makes the switch from a running backs by committee system to a solo effort.  The current quarterbacks by committee system will likely be put on hold for now after Sr. Jim McCormick left the game with a concussion.  Whitney’s performance will certainly give coach Gil Brooks more confidence in starting the sophomore next week against rival LaSalle.
Extra Points (get it? It’s clever)
    The Bonner students, who arrived together on school buses, were loud and rowdy for much of the first quarter but became increasingly quiet even while it was still tied which was a little disappointing…Jim Bogan’s vicious hit on a kickoff in the second quarter earned the honor of being called the Matt Blat Splat of the Game…shout out to Prep kicker Mike Cavanaugh, best know for being a phenom on the Prep soccer team, although he has to share the spotlight with yours truly and my managerial contributions…the spread on next weeks game is 24 ½ in favor of the Prep. Any La Salle “fans” of Crispy’s Corner should wait until after the game to tell me how I was incorrect with that assertion. Which reminds me…this is called bias journalism. I am in no way a reliable source for anything at all related to football…or life for that matter…Time's Yours.

SEPT. 19
NON-LEAGUE
SJ PREP 27, BKN POLY PREP 12

          Steve “the Pride of Penn State” Quinn may have just signed on to Joe Pa’s squad but John Shaw stole the show as the Prep finally got themselves a win against Brooklyn’s own Poly Preparatorians (yup that’s a word).  Shaw spearheaded an effective (though redundant) running attack that featured plenty of running up the middle, followed by more running up the middle but as the saying goes, if it’s not broke the third time you try it, don’t fix it.
          Laying the smack down all afternoon for the Hawks D was Sr. LB Jim Bogan who along with co-LBs Quinn and Andrew Spross, shut down BPP’s running game and spear-headed an efficient pass-rush.   The Prep secondary, which is suffering from injuries, played well considering.  They allowed two big pass plays that went for TDs, including a 70 yard strike, but never allowed Brooklyn to put together a long drive. Meanwhile Jr. Andy Shalbrack had a nice pick at the Brooklyn 16 yard line that led to a score.

           All Shaw did was rack up 193 yards and a handful of touchdowns while the Prep’s offense finally got it together. Apparently Gil Brooks remembered that there’s no reason to do anything outside the hash marks seeing as about 224 of the Prep’s 226 rushing yards came up the middle.  Brooks also decided to go with a quarterback by committee policy as Jim McCormick and Chris Whitney split time. I’m guessing Brooks used the game to evaluate which QB is better at not passing based on the 37 more run plays than pass plays in the game.
          Next week kicks off the long-awaited Catholic League schedule.   Will the Prep lose a league game this season? Based on the improvement of the league (i.e. O’Hara 21, North Penn 20) it is certainly possible.  The quest begins as the Hawks take on Bonner, who won’t be an easy win by any means.
          Congrats to Quinn on his decision to go to Penn State.  Now there are a lot of exaggerated stories about Quinn floating around, and I’d like to put all the rumors to rest now.  For all of you who do not know him Steve Quinn is seven feet tall and tackles men by the hundreds. And if he were on your team he would consume the opposition with fireballs from his eyes and bolts of lightening from his arse…I’ve seen it.

SEPT. 4
NON-LEAGUE
Pittsburgh Central Catholic 38, SJ Prep 12

   All right, it's over. The 35-game win streak was snapped emphatically by the Pittsburgh Central Catholic Vikings. But hey, it could be worse. It wasn't even the longest high school football winning streak that was snapped on the day.  You could be in California powerhouse De La Salle's locker room yesterday; after 12 years, 271 days and 151 wins that squad suffered a 39-20 loss to Bellevue, Washington . . . So 35 and 1 really isn't an earth-shattering event, although that's one bus ride home with head coach Gil Brooks that I would not like to be on (although I avoid prolonged exposure to the fiery Brooks whenever possible- some say it can lead to long term physical and mental health issues - smile). Like most games, this one started with a kickoff.  The Prep's first possession ended abruptly with a pick at their own 18 by Viking's FS Shane Murray….more on him later.  So right away- bad news, the offense is not looking sharp, however the D then stopped Central on 6 redzone plays and held them to only a field goal.  The Prep caught a break on a fumbled punt recovered by Senior LB Jim Bogan at the Vikings 33.  However the Hawks were unable to convert on fourth down at the 13 yard line. At the end of 1 it was 3-0, ok not too bad, The Prep can easily overcome that right? Wrong. On the first play of the second quarter the Vikings again intercepted an errant pass. Murray, who also plays QB for Central, proceeded to tear apart the Prep defense on a series of QB counter plays, including a 5-yard run for a touchdown.  Later in the quarter Murray hooked up with a wide open Charlie Totten on a 41 yard TD strike.  The play was preceded by a Prep false start on fourth and 6 to give the Vikings an easily converted fourth and 1.  The penalties would continue to hurt them all day. Halftime. 17-0.  Plenty of time left, Brooks will straighten everything out in the locker room. They’re gonna come out a new team in the second half. For a moment it looks like I was right, they recovered a fumble on the kickoff and scored on the first play from scrimmage on a 30 yard pass to Steve “Turbo” Quinn. They then forced a quick three and out on defense and had all the momentum behind them as they got the ball back….only they didn’t get the ball back.  A careless too many men on the field penalty during the punt gives the ball back to the Vikings who promptly take it down the field and score on a ten yard TD pass.  24-6. Momentum gone.  Later in the quarter the Hawks threaten with fourth and goal from the 2; however once again a false start penalty kills any momentum and turns the attempt into fourth and 7, which they fail to convert.  The Vikings continued to roll on the Prep in a fourth quarter that was about as exciting as an Andy Reid press conference.  Final score 38-12. Ouch. The biggest factor in this game was penalties, penalties, penalties. The Prep had 11 of them, most of which were false starts, for 84 yards. Also the Hawks beat themselves by turning the ball over three times leading to 17 points…Junior CBs Andy Shalbrack and Dave Mendez are in a Lito Sheppard, Sheldon Brown situation as they attempt to replace former stars Solomon Patterson a.k.a. Bobby Taylor and the Troy Vincent-esque Dan Jones. Each had their ups and downs this game and will be sure to give Brooks an ulcer throughout the year…Mendez’s punishing hit on Viking RB Eugene Jarvis in the third quarter was enough to earn him the Matt Blat Splat of the Game…Prep QB Jim McCormick did not look good, however neither did star QB Vince Gallagher in his first couple games in 2001… RB John “The Fastest Man on Earth” Shaw managed a tough 70 yards on 15 carries…Central blitzed on almost every play and rarely had trouble getting to McCormick…The stadium where the game was played is to Plymouth Whitemarsh as The Linc is to the Vet.   For all you who failed the analogy section of the SATs, that means it was really nice…Central had a ton of fans, none of whom seemed to know that you were supposed to cheer at a football game…The average score during the Prep’s winning streak was 39-6…Next Saturday the Prep travels to Cleveland, which is Algonquin for “The Good Land”, to play St. Ignatius. Now it is my pleasure to present your Dodge Keys to the Game:
         -- The Prep can’t beat themselves with penalties and turnovers the way they did against Central.
         -- They must find a way to stop the pass as they face a much better QB as well as pick up the blitz much better.
         -- Finally, the Hawks must score first; they can’t win if they have to rely on the pass to keep them in it.
That’ll do it for this week . . . You stay classy, Philadelphia.