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    Kevin "Sparky" Cooney is one of our trusty statisticians/observers. He's a big'un, so make way when he comes running down the sideline. OK, walking briskly. Note to coaches: Please resist the temptation to put him at nose tackle. He's there to keep stats, not make All-City. Sparky also covers sports for the Intelligencer/Record, in Eastern Montgomery County.
    He needs attention, so e-mail him at SparkyRec26@aol.com.

NOV. 23
THANKSGIVING RIVALRY
Washington 15, Ryan 6
   Even though I went to Judge, this game has become my own personal favorite on Thanksgiving because the matchup is normally the best of the bunch. The 2000 edition was hardly well-executed (five fumbles, four lost; two interceptions), but it did have some great moments. Chief among them was Washington sr. kicker Roger Price's 52-yard field goal, which broke the city record in the first quarter. Price's FG was hardly a thing of beauty (it sort of helicoptered at the end of the flight), but it was plenty long enough. (Would have been good from 55 yards.). What amazed me was how cooly Price was talking about it, in an "Aw, shucks" manner. Price would make three field goals, including the clincher with :40 left to make it a two-possession game. Some college would be very happy with him. Washington's running game eventually wore down the Raiders, who just couldn't keep up with jr. Ryan Gore's speed and sr. Terrance Young's hard-headed running style. (He just keeps coming at you). Security was as stringent as I've ever seen it. Reporters had to show ID to make it inside the gates. And the sign at the front gate said it all: "No Booze." The fans were as well-behaved in that way as they have ever been. And then, there are the knuckleheads in the Ryan student section who peppered Raiders coach Glen Galeone with obsenities all afternoon. "Galeone must go!" shouted one loser. "Glen, you s---" was another. Those who are calling for his head should take two things into account. One, look what the man has done for the school with four straight titles in the early '90's. And two, who's going to go to a school that has a bunch of idiots for a fan base? To those guys, let's hope Santa brings them a clue for Christmas.

NOV. 2
PUBLIC LEAGUE
Northeast 34, Lincoln 16
    An absolutely gorgeous November day saw the Vikings make short work of the Railsplitters.  Northeast has a lot of weapons; chief among them is sr. RB Brent Grimes. Grimes ran the ball nine times for 59 yards, while catching two passes for 26 yards. He also added two touchdowns. Sr. QB Noel Nation was 4-for-6 for 79 yards in the air, while jr. FB Darien Hardy carried 12 times for 81 yards. One nice player for Lincoln is sr. QB Andre Coles, who was 8-for-12 for 117 yards and a touchdown. To picture Coles in your mind, think Randall Cunningham. Good strong arm, plenty of escapability. There were two great stories out of this game. First occured at halftime, when the Northeast band didn't start to play until five minutes left in the intermission. The next scene reminded me of a lyric from Don McLean's song "American Pie": The teams took the field, but the band refused to yield. The NE band coordinator actually asked officials for 15 extra minutes, so his squad could practice for Thanksgiving. He was denied. The second story happened at the end of the third quarter. When making a tackle, Lincoln jr. DB Thomas Woods was knocked silly. Woods staggered over to the Vikings sideline, and answered "Friday" when asked by the NE trainer what day it was. As the quarter was changing, Lincoln coach Jeb Lynch came over to check on Woods and to bring him back over to Lincoln's sideline. Lynch said of Woods, "Ah, he's tough. He's only 140 pounds" and followed by giving him a playful slap on the helmet.

OCT. 29
CATHOLIC RED
La Salle 19, Bonner 6
    The air finally had that little nip to it. Playoffs must be coming. Pretty good football game (7-0 at the end of three quarters) and remarkably clean (Bonner was not penalized at all, La Salle had two flags in the first half for 21 yards). For years, everyone's talked about how great the La Salle offense has been. It's easy to forget that the Explorer defense has been pretty good as well. Sunday was its time to shine, thanks in large part to the play of jr. LB Ed Sabia (12 tackles, all over the field) and sr. DE Nate
Moss (run stuffer that closed the middle of the line). Offensively, the Explorers were stagnant until the fourth when sr. QB Gabe Marabella started rolling out of the pocket and finding some receivers. It was my first look at Bonner this year, and I have to say I was impressed. It was a far cry from the squad that was pounded like a drum in '99. Sr. LB-RB Lou Pagnoni plays like a man possessed.... La Salle is coming around at the right time. Everyone seems to have handed the title to Prep. As Lee Corso would say, not so fast my friend. First of all, a correction to a post I made two weeks ago about the La Salle band. It plays "Louie, Louie" at the end of the game, not "Taking Care of Business." It was remarkably gracious to me today when rumors had otherwise. Thanks, boys, and keep up the good work. Now for Tom McKenna two-part story of the week: Part I, "Hockey Puck" arrived at Springfield at 11:30 am and found nobody there. The reason: He forgot to set his watch back an hour last night. That's why he's the best. Part II, I walked onto the field and I get this reaction echoing through the stands. "Great, I have Brad (Wilson, the associate sports editor of the Record) on one day, Stuart (London, sports writer for the News Gleaner) last night, and your fat (rear end) today."

OCT 27
PUBLIC LEAGUE
Frankford 31, Lincoln 6
    This game was pretty bland and nondescript, played against a bizarre backdrop of the teachers' strike starting at the same exact time as kickoff   (3 p.m.). The Pioneers keep using a steady attack of sr. QB Lacey Lancaster, sr. HB Gil McCloud, and jr. FB Marcus Waddy to its advantage. Frankford's defense was dominant, led in large part by sr. LB Shawn Williams, who flies to the football. Lincoln has some talent, but sometimes it looks as though the players would rather fight themselves than the other team. There was a general sense of glum in the air regarding the strike. One coach I asked about the situation called it "dumb and unneccessary." Here, here to that one. One name to keep in mind is Pioneer soph. QB Darryl Turner (6-4, 185). He has great escapablity. On one play, he slipped out of two tackles and threw a 40-yard bomb to sr. SE Kevin Green. Turner's teammates have quickly dubbed in "Randall."

OCT. 15
CATHOLIC RED
La Salle 33, Ryan 7
    Another warm and wonderful day in the neighborhood. If you want to read my complete game story, click onto phillyburbs.com (sorry, I need to plug to survive). For the Explorers, it was a wonderful day on both sides of the ball. Sr. QB Gabe Marabella is showing more poise every time out. On a day that sr. RB Ryan Parfitt didn't play all that much with a hip injury, more Explorers came to the forefront. Like sr. FB Emmett McGowan, jr. HB Jeff Mills and jr. HB Sean Miller, who hurdled a Ryan lineman on his way for a 50-yard TD. Ryan is . . . we'll let coach Glen Galeone sum it up: "We're not a very good football team." The Raiders have a survival game next week against Judge. Given what the Crusaders did to Roman on Saturday night (31-28 win), it's not looking good for the boys on Academy Road to make the playoffs. One Ryan bright spot is jr. RB Pete Varanavage, who is turning into one of the toughest backs in the CL. Another reason Galeone is one of the best coaches to deal with: After the game, he asked the La Salle pep band director to please be quiet so he could talk to his team. Reporters have moaned and groaned about hearing "Taking Care of Business" all through their interviews with Explorer players for years thanks to the horn section. The band, by the way, mocked Galeone as he walked away. I don't think any of them would have done it to his face. I know I wouldn't. Random thought No. 1: Isn't October suppose to be colder? No. 2: Is there anyone that is not coming down with some sort of cold or allergy problem with this weather?

OCT. 13
PUBLIC LEAGUE
Frankford 28, Mastbaum 6
   On an absolutely beautiful day for football, the Pioneers turned in an offensive and defensive effort that should make the sometimes grumpy Frankford coaching staff happy. Riding the running of jr. RB Marcus Waddy (20-222, three TDs), Frankford was able to control the football on the ground and totally wear down the Panthers' front line. Frankford took control late in the first half when soph. DE Michael Humbert stepped in front of a backwards pass by jr. QB Murray Frazier at the Pioneer 21 and returned it for 25 yards. On the next play, Waddy broke a 54-yard TD run to make it 14-0 Pioneers. The Frankford defensive unit deserves major kudos for holding the Panther offense to 120 yards total offense. Those members included Humbert, srs. Jeff Nagle, Shawn Williams, Matt King, and Michael Dolbow, along with jr. Michael Robinson. You can tell that Tom McClain is the
head official at your game when the game starts at 2:58, and ends by 4:24. Frankford Band Director Robert Parisi was spotted in the second half with one of those funny conductor type hats on, a la the guy in the Music Man. The Warren Commission note of the week: There was (almost) nobody on the Grassy Knoll at Lincoln. A grand total of five. Is it necessary for the Panthers to end their pre-game "fired up" chant with two obscenities? This is, after all, only a game.

SEPT. 30
CATHOLIC RED
O'Hara 34, Ryan 7
   Fought off a nasty grass allergy day to find my way to Northeast Field for the Great sr. RB Kevin Jones Traveling Road Show. Jones lived up to all the hype, running for 153 yards and two scores on 18 carries. He also had a 75-yard TD called back by penalty. (The flag was iffy, to say the least). In my mind, Jones is not as good as Eddie Gaskins (Frankford 1994-97). Eddie had more natural speed. But the Lions are more than just Jones, and in my mind they are the deepest team in the Red Division. Sr. RB Greg Watson (13-88) is slippery and not afraid to take on defenders. Sr. QB Mike Lomas can throw a pretty ball with a nice spiral. Sr. WR Ryan Barksdale can flat-out fly. Second time I saw Ryan this year, and the Raiders strike me as a team that is just missing something. Sr. QB Nick Pinto and sr. WR Joe Dumas are as good a pass-catch combo as the Raiders have had in a few years. I had the chance to observe this one from closer than normal as a member of the chain gang. The Ryan guys had trouble getting volunteers to do the job, so I decided to fill right in, a la Tom McKenna doing PA on Friday night at Roman-North. I thought it would be easy. Well, there were six measurements, with two of them (on the far sidelines) requiring more running than I've done in about 10 years. Boy, was I winded. Ryan coach Glen Galeone one time gave me a "What the (heck) are you doing here?" stare. Couldn't really blame him.

SEPT. 24
CATHOLIC BLUE
McDevitt 35, Dougherty 12
   You can read about the game in "On the Trail With Ted" (or you could have read my story at PhillyBurbs.com; shameless plug). But I'll add that I've never seen anything like that before, and I may never again. Also, there was one classic Tom McKenna-ism. Tom had Dougherty's PA announcer state that jr. QB Sean McGovern had passed for 400 yards. One problem: He hadn't. And as the CD guy was announcing it, Tom went running into the booth and yelled, "Don't say that!" and "Who told you to say that?" When Tom was reminded that HE said that, it suddenly got very quiet at Charlie Martin Memorial Stadium.

SEPT. 22
NON-LEAGUE
Roxborough 16, University City 0
    You can tell you're in The Pub when . . . There are 17 people in the stands at kickoff, and 19 at halftime.... when the home team (Roxborough in this case) has to travel halfway across the city (to Germantown's field) because its field is torn apart. Seriously, the Indians actually looked halfway decent, especially on defense. I like the way they swarm to the football. U. City had chances, but  couldn't find a way to punch the ball into the end zone when it was needed. One thing I'd never thought I would see or hear in the Public League -- a cell phone playing Beethoven's "Ode To Joy."

SEPT. 22
CATHOLIC RED
La Salle 41, Judge 21
   First serious chance to look at my alma mater (Class of '92) in full effect under new coach Tommy Coyle. New look is right, as the Crusaders started out with a 65-yard, up-and-out pass for a touchdown. But La Salle is just too much and too good, and the Crusaders' defense couldn't stop anything. Sr. Ryan Parfitt went for 160 yards, and some Division I-AA colleges would be wise to take a look at him as a RB. Sr. QB Gabe Marabella had all day to pass, and split Judge's defense in two. One final note: Judge has to do something about the uniforms. Powder blue is just too easy a target. And the helmets look like an explosion at the Sherwin Williams plant.

SEPT. 15
NON-LEAGUE
Washington 39, Germantown 8
   The first Pub game of the year is always a special treat; you get to see a lot of good people who you haven't seen in months. This one looked so good on paper. But as Kenny Mayne says, "They don't play games on paper, they play them on television." (Which they did, since the game was televised by CN8). Washington looks very good, especially jr. RB Ryan Gore. Gore is tall (5-11), strong (190 lbs) and fast. Washington's quarterback is sr. Ivan Kosty. He's the first quarterback that I've ever seen wearing a number above 18 (he's #34 in your program). The flip side was the G-town offense, which just was totally out of synch. There were some light moments, such as the injured sr. RB Nasir Sadat asking the people behind the Bears' bench to be respectful for the national anthem. Then, there was the case of diminutive GW running back Mike Delvalle (5-5, 135, jr.) , who entered the game as a replacement in garbage time. On his second carry, Delvalle broke two foot tackles for 5 yards. "They're trying to go low on him," one Washington player said. "That's stupid. He's four-foot-2." No sooner had the words left this kid's mouth than Delvalle broke a 61-yard touchdown run. It was made possible in part by an incredibly bone-jarring downfield block from sr. TE Kent Hartley at the 10-yard line, which knocked a G-town player halfway to the track.