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WEEK 16
  La Salle 17, State College 14: "It been gweat yeah. Once Bwett Gohdon pop up on
sidewine Satuhday, I knew dey OK. That dude got magic touch. Watch. Even doh
Wa Salle wosing lotta good playah, he come up wit sometin foh next yeah. Dat why
he Bwett!"

WEEK 15
  La Salle 21, Ridley 14: "One team got best offense cordnatah and othah team got best
fensive cordnatah. Evwee time Wa Salle win, Pwep people get stomach pain. I wike Wa
Salle, but I wike Widley also. Dey naybohhood team. Whole 'communty cahe 'bout 'dem.
Gweat to see dat! Dey pwoove you don't need go get key playah evwee yeah. Dey jus'
come thwu pwogwam. Widley hittin' might decide game. Yo, Wa Salle. Get weady to
take hahd hit."
  Selinsgrove 35, Wood 21: "Sohhy, Wood. Da wide to Hehshey might weah you out.
What mattah dis game is how many peepl team dwaw. PIAA onwe cahe 'bout money.
Doe I like Wood, I ain't twue beweevah yet. If Pottgwove coulda tackle, dey be in dis
game."
  Lancaster Catholic 17, West Catholic 16: "Wancster like Wood, and West wost to dem.
Dey well coach and got sound funmentah. Doe Coatville cwoser dan Palsade, bus dwivah
might be pwoblem. Watch, he gonna make wong tuhn somewheh . . . Don't take dis whong
way, football folk. But season too damn wong! I into baskball now!"

WEEK 14
  General comment: "I still twyin' make spwead under doubah
figuahs wit Huck. Tell dat buggah he gotta pick Wood so we got
a diffwence."
THE PICKS
Pottsgrove 28, Wood 20
La Salle 17, Easton 14
West Catholic 21, North Schuylkill 7

WEEK 13 (THANKSGIVING)
  General comment: "I wondah if Washnton gonna bitch
about playin' at Norfeas now? Why Wa Salle gotta pway at
Norfeas? Dat closah to Washnton. Plus, dey got 19 coach!
How Wa Salle match dat? Hope Wa Salle 'membah last
yeah scohe. May have to put it on dey helmet."
THE PICKS
Furness 26, Comm. Tech 12
Gratz 26, FitzSimons 14
Bonner 34, Carroll 14
North Catholic 24, Frankford 20
Judge 33, Lincoln 20
Neumann-Goretti 22, Southern 18
Roman 38, Roxborough 12
Imhotep 30, Boys' Latin 6
Northeast 28, Central 14
Bartram 35, Del-Val 16
Dobbins 16, Franklin 14
Olney 28, Fels 12
Germantown 26, King 14
U. City 14, Mastbaum 10
West Phila. 20, Overbrook 18
Penn Wood 31, Penn 12
SJ Prep 17, Malvern 14
Conwell-Egan 24, Truman 7
Dunmore 24, West Catholic 21
La Salle 36, Washington 21

WEEK 12
  For Huck: "I sohhy, folk, but end of football gettin' close. My goal to keep you fwom
winnin' by double digit. Dat not hapnin."
THE PICKS
SJ Prep 28, La Salle 24 "Dis game weally too close to call. Since I wohhy Sam Fleesha
not playin', gotta go wit Pwep. Plus, dat Huhcane Schwahtz guy talkin' 'bout wain.
Wet ball make passin' difcul. Make me lean towahd Pwep."
Wood 38, Gratz 7
W. Catholic 39, Bok 14
Neumann-Goretti 43, Boys' Latin 6

WEEK 11
  For Huck: "You 9-game wead might be too much. Don't you dahe put my pick on until
Huck & Willie on dere. Last week, Willie had evwee Pub game I have. You twyin' to
tell me Willie and me tink alike?? That cwazy!"
  For Ron Cohen: "Pwease, stop cwyin' 'bout home field. Dere only one field to play dis
game. If city had bwain, dey woulda made Wincoln a Supah Site. Lotta pahking and 'nuff
woom foh two field, weally. Da city dumb! Home field don't mean dat much. Yo, didn't
Yankee win two game in Philly? Washington like Yankee of Pub. Cohen got someding
like 19 'sistant. Most team lucky to have five oh six."
  Chestnut Hill vs. Malvern: "Tough game to pick. CHA been gweat to me. But Malvehn
tough at home. Vehy diffcul' game. But CHA should win wit Campbell."
  (Ted's note: His comments don't match his pick. He took Malvern. Another reason Puck
is such a legend! Ha, ha, ha.)
Imhotep 26, Comm. Tech 14
Olney 28, FitzSimons 7
Roxborough 20, King 8
Franklin 24, Prep Charter 8
Overbrook 19, Univ. City 14
SJ Prep 38, Roman 7
North Catholic 21, Wood 20 
Edison 30, Boys' Latin 8
Frankford 28, Central 7
Lincoln 32, Fels 12
West Phila. 24, Penn 6
Southern 14, Mastbaum 13
Germantown 26, Furness 12
Central Bucks West 21, Ryan 14
Dobbins 24, Gratz 21
Washington 22, Northeast 20
La Salle 28, O'Hara 24
Bok 35, Lower Moreland 7
West Catholic 28, McDevitt 14
Delaware Valley 26, St. Pius X 14
Calvary Christian 16, Future 14
Malvern 22, Chestnut Hill 21
Penn Charter 21, Germantown Academy 17
Haverford School 38, Episcopal 14
Phoeonixville 21, Kennedy-Kenrick 0
Bonner 24, Springfield Delco 21

WEEK 10
  For Huck/Willie: "I just playin' foh fun now. Seven-game lead foh Huck might be
wittle too much to conquah. I gotta concentwate on Willie. Pwease, I can't bewieve
it comin' to dat. Unwess Huck gimme fouh-five diffwence game and I sweep his ass.
Nah, that inpossble."
  For Episcopal coach Bill Gallagher: "I feel bad foh him. Malvehn stealin' his player
fwom da top and Havuhfuhd stealin' 'em fwom bottom. 'Piscopal make dum move
to Newtown Cihcle, Squawe, Wectangle, whatevah it is. I guess people movin' away
fwom City Wine Avenue. Gotta give money to get kid into you school."
  For Catholic/Public honchos: "Why don't dey staht Catlic Wed playoff dis week?
Just fuhgut last game. Havin' to pway team two week in whoa is wough! . . . If SEPTA
dude stay on stwike, it be 'inrestin to see cwowd foh Pub AAAA doubleheadah at
Southwen. Dem game should be at Nohfeas anyway. Even nitwit can figuh dat out.
. . . Why Nohf-Egan at P-W? Dat gonna kill anothah crowd. McDevitt-West could be
at Southwen. Heah the cwasiest one of all -- Wood-Wansdale at Twuman! Dey bohf
use Wisshickin as home field. Why ain't dis game dere???!!!"
THE PICKS
FitzSimons 8, Edison 6
Southern 20, Furness 16
King 24, Future 12
West Phila. 26, Prep Charter 15
Penn Charter 21, Episcopal 7
SJ Prep 35, Roman 7
Lincoln 20, Franklin 14
Olney 12, Comm. Tech 8
Central 19, Imhotep 14
Germantown 27, Overbrook 16
University City 20, Penn 18
Williamstown (NJ) 35, Judge 28
Upper Merion 21, Kennedy-Kenrick 7
Frankford 22, Northeast 17
Washington 29, Bartram 14
Dobbins 28, Mastbaum 8
Roxborough 24, Gratz 21
Wood 38, Lansdale 7
North Catholic 21, Conwell-Egan 17
West Catholic 42, McDevitt 14
La Salle 27, O'Hara 24
Bonner 26, Ryan 10
Malvern 38, Germantown Academy 7
Chestnut Hill 35, Haverford School 26

WEEK NINE
  For Huck-Willie: "I won my fihst week of season. Five down to Huck. I
playin' defense dis week. Make my move lateh. Hopin' to pick up one mohe
game on you! . . . Please, how Willie pick Bonnah and almos' duh O'Hahah
upset? Delco people must be helpin' him out."
  For Judge: "Need to come back wit you best game. Jus bein' 'wound Bill
Koch for fouh week, phew, he need a win. And coach Tommy Coyle tiehd
of answehin' question at his night job 'bout what whong. He need win to welax.
Evweebuddy must tink. Not make mistake. And da fan, pwease get behind
you team! Stoppin' Cowey Bwown be tough."
  Dougherty-West at Truman: "Who make dis dumb 'cision? What dat game
gonna dwaw in Bwistol??!! Dockuhtee fan can't find Bwistol. How West fan
gonna find it?"
THE PICKS
O'Hara 28, Judge 17
Furness 28, Comm. Tech 14
Esperanza 24, Edison 12
Northeast 36, King 7
Frankford 24, Germantown 14
Bartram 21, Central 10
Washington 48, Southern 6
W. Catholic 48, Dougherty 14
Dobbins 26, Mastbaum 14
Gratz 22, Penn 8
La Salle 24, Roman 13
Malvern 28, Haverford School 24
Chestnut Hill 33, Penn Charter 14
Roxborough 29, Olney 8
Fels 27, Prep Charter 20
Overbrook 14, Lincoln 13
Franklin 20, West Phila. 18
Interboro 35, University City 0
Del-Val 31, Future 12
Bok 28, Imhotep 17
McDevitt 21, Carroll 20
Wood 24, N. Catholic 21
SJ Prep 28, Bonner 14
Lansdale 31, Neumann-Goretti 12
Episcopal 22, Germantown Academy 20
Conwell-Egan 21, Ryan 10

WEEK EIGHT
  For Huck and Willie: "Thing gettin' weally bad when Willie win foh second
time in seven week. I got zeho. What whong? No bweak goin' my way. I feel
like Kevin Wegan and Tommy Coyle. Bad luck got us in stwanglehold."
  Bonnah vs. Judge: "I hope Judge ain't takin' this game light. I impwess wit
Bonnag spihit on da sideline. I love that QB. He make plays. He do wun too
much doh. Gotta wearn how to find open weceivers. Bonnah got good hittahs
on defense, too. One guy like Mack twuck! All ballcahhiehs in dat guy vicinty
bettah keep eye open. Might lose life oh limb!"
  Whoman vs. Whyan: "Gotta fell sohhy foh Wyhan. They anothah coach need
a bweak, Fwank McAhdle. They gotta add more playah foh next season. Wyhan
gotta commit to football. Give playahs mohe 'nancial aid. Might have to weave
offense at Whyan and send defense to Judge. 'Cause deh bettah."
  Foh Kevin Regan: "I feel so bad foh him bweakin' collahbone. 'Ginnin of season
he was passin' for 185 yahd (he do it twice) when he stay in pocket. I don't need
any QBs whunning awound da field. Too many nut out dere twyin' to take off
you head! He wemind me of Pat Devlin, now at Delawahe. He stwictly passin'
QB. Alos, Whoman got a weceivah, No. 7 (Kawaun Chavis), who can be like
Mahvin Hahhison. Dey ain't figuhe dat out yet."
  McDevitt vs. W. Catholic: "I was gonna pick McDevitt til dey get twash by
Wansdale Catlic. If dey give up 30-somedin to dem, how many West gonna scohe?
80? Pwease, I hope not. Den Huck weaaaaaally be in his gwohy! He might need
week to all dem stats."
THE PICKS

WEEK SEVEN
  For Huck: "I need luck. Huck havin' all luck in wohld! One diffwence game
last week -- Gwatz-Dobbins -- and he get it wight? Don't look like too many
diffwence game comin' dis week, eeter. I thought Judge-Wohman coulda been,
but not aftah Sunday. Unless Wohman bwing some offensif thweats. Maybe
PC-Malvehn? Nah, I can't see Malvehn losin' thwee in whoa -- even doe I
like passing QBs like John Lockwee. Six game diffwence too many to make up.
My only chance might be go oppsit on puhpose."
  Genewal stuff: "I love goin' Egan game it bwing back memwee of Mike Tos.
I'm still lookin' foh him at game. I even ask him, "Yo, who make dat tackle?"
I got no wesponse! Tos, I need you help to beat Huck. Put jinx on him, OK?"
  For Judge: "OK, you two touffess game histwee. The west of skedual a
bweeze! Nah, not a bweeze, but you match up nice wit all of 'em."
  On the closings: "I feel bad foh Nohf and Dockuhtee. The only thing you gotta
do now is win state champachip. Foh Nohf? Vehy possble. Foh Dockuhtee? I
use dat ol' line . . . Anyting can happen and uselee do."

WEEK SIX
  For Huck: "I stahted off wit a 2-0 wead on Fwiday. But den I lost both on
Satuhday to keep me five down. Yo, Willie gettin' close to mehcy whool!
He down 13 to Huck. What should we make it? Twenny game behind, then
he gotta hit the woad?? Ha, ha."
  For Judge: "You give up 400 yahd on gwound to Pwep? Imagine how many
you gonna give up 'gainst Bwett Gohdon La Salle passin' offense. Could be
300 to 400 'gainst dem, too."
  Genewal tought: "Let's switch matchup of two game. Wood play Pwep and
Wyan play Neumann. Dat good, wight?"

WEEK FIVE
  For Huck: "Yo, you say you lookin' to beat me by 10? Navah happen! Please.
Somehow I go fwom champ to undahdog? Dat pwetty funny 'sidrin I beat you
fouh time in a whoa!"
  Roman-Bonner: "Big game foh both team. Losah can go home and have nice
summah. Oh, wait, it fall. Whoaman could be 4-0 wit skedjule Judge play. Poke-no,
Norfeast, some Pop Wahnah team, and Wyan. Whoaman had thwee diffcul game.
Phew, if Whoaman play Judge skedjule, K. Waygan got 1,000 passin' yahd by now."
  Judge-Pwep: "'Please, going back to the skedjule ding . . . Pwep play supehiah
team! Judge back, that lil dud Cuht, ain't even been hit yet. Norf could be 4-0 wit
Judge skedjule. Evweeting get toughah nex thwee week, folk!"
  K-K/Dougherty: "Dis mean playoff spot for winnah. One pwoblem: ya gotta play
West Catlic in fihst wahnd. Might do bettah woosin', then pick up non-league affaih."
THE PICKS

WEEK FOUR
   For Huck -- "One moah week like last week and I might be finish foh season. Then
I concentwate on Big Willie. I havin' nightmahe 'about dat dude. What if HE beat me?
Phew. Be wohse moment uh my life. I can't bewieve Huck beat me, 4-0, and Willie, 6-0."
   For everybody -- "I tell Ted make a new wule foh dis week. All pick gotta go on same
time. That way no chance for copycat cwap. Yo, you know dey do it."
   Best game -- "That easy. Pwep-La Salle. Only pwoblem is, I 0-3 wit Pwep. I had 'em
losin' to McKeepoht and St. Petah and then I take 'em to beat Norf Penn, thinkin' I gonna
look bwilliant. Den dey go and get cwush. Well, kinda cwush. Dat make me look bad."
THE PICKS

WEEK THREE
  For Huck: "I love beatin' Huck, but how Big Willie tie me? Please, Delco people, stop
helpin' him with pick. How would he get Centwal? Odd pick. They fouh pick I like
vehy much, but can't take 'em causa Huck and Willie."
  For Judge people: "Weally, you gotta twavel all way up Poke-nose fuh game? Can
you 'magine if it 90 'gwees?? That gonna be some hohhhhible bus twip! Ha, ha, ha.
You coulda play Nohf Catlic oh Chestnut Hill. Nohf woulda been money makah fuh
bofh school. Ain't too many dollah bill floatin' wound in you pocket!"
  General comments: "Could Dockuhtee win thwee week in whoa?? How cwazy that
be? Dey weady to take on mighty West Catlic Buhhhhhs!! Move ovah West!! Dey
might challenge you butt foh 2A champaship!! I would wove seein' Dockuhtee
twavelin' wound da state. Huck pwobly cwy foh week . . . Pwease, Whoaman, you
need a win. Stop lettin' othah team defense scoah so many point. All da passin' not
giving youse 'nuff point, so fah."

WEEK TWO
  For Huck -- "Only twee diffwence outta 34 game last week. Not bad.
My pwoblem was, you had good eye for mahket."
  For Big Willie -- "Yo, why you tawkin' cwap 'bout me on Neckbook or
Facefwend or whatevah dat thing call? You had nine loss, pal! In easy
week, too! Lemme tell you someding. I beat Huck fouh stwaight yeah!
Gimme a bwake! Wohie 'bout you own pick!"
  Best Game -- "Pwep against St. Petah's. The only pwoblem I got wit dis
game and Whoman game vs. St. Augsteen: Juhsee wefs!! They stink in
basketball game. You ain't gettin' NO call, so be weddy!"
  Givin' Cwedit -- "to Lansdale and Gehmantown foh playin' good team.
I wish some othah people follow they act. Too many coach play cupcakes!
Know why I say cupcakes? 'Cause it my buthday!! . . . Get it? You doan
get it? People get cupcake on they buthday!!" Ha, ha, ha. Dat good one."

WEEK ONE
  For Huck -- "I know I won million year in whoa. Now you stickin' notha guy up against me? If I wose
to Big Willie, phew, I nevah heah end of it. Huck, you due to beat me one a dese decade. I just playin'
fuh fun. No pwessuah."
  Roman-West -- "West lost dat state title game last yeah on a play like Mihacle of Meadowland. That
wun by Wilmington QB best I evah seen in my life. I know all da West people still sick. But dis notha
year. Can you magine if Kevin Wegan duplicate that wun dis week? Yo, how many people from West
and Woman gonna come back and watch Neumann-Dockuhty? The bettin' line 50-1 against anybody."
  Public League -- "Too many team playing 'ponent dey got chance a beatin'. Even in da fifth week it'd
be tuff. In first week, some coach don't even know playah name yet."
  Ryan -- "Good luck to Fwank McAhdle in first game! It gonna take time, but he get job done."
  Judge -- "Can you magine what Council Wock people gonna say when they walk into Lincoln field?
"Why we heah??!!" Compahe to they field, Lincoln look like ghetto place."
THE PICKS
Bok 28, Southern 8
McDevitt 16, Lower Moreland 14
Dobbins 12, Lincoln 8